( The greens of Paul Brown Stadium were never the same after the Bengals replaced Carl Spackler with Chad Ochocinco)
Chad, I know things are bad in Cincinnati and you're probably taking last week's loss to Denver pretty hard, but please, DON'T JUMP!
In a conference call Wednesday, Carson Palmer's favorite house guest said that he intends to perform the famed Lambeau Leap if he scores this Sunday. Funny thing is, that's not even the most ridiculous thing he said during the call. He also claimed that he will be embraced by Packer fans when he enters their ranks.
Um, OK? Because Packers fans have such a long history of welcoming opposing players into the stands to celebrate.
Now Chad, before you start telling Al Harris or Charles Woodson to "kiss the baby", you want to remember last time you were going to light up the Packers' secondary. You know, your list that you had in your locker a few years ago. Don't remember? Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong guy. Maybe it was Chad Johnson who had that list. Maybe it was someone else you got absolutely stonewalled by the Packers after that claim. If your Bengals couldn't get it into the endzone against Denver, it might be a challenge to do so against a team that just ripped Jay Culter 4 times. Carson Palmer doesn't look like the same player and there really isn't anyone else in your wide receiver corps that should cause Green Bay distress so you're probably looking at blanket double coverage all game.
Sorry Chad, as much as I'd love the points for my struggling fantasy team, you might take a few more "Hard Knocks" in this game. And if you do score, don't be surprised if the Packers endzone crowd sends you right back out with a resounding "child please".
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